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Bickering on Sea Library
Bickering Library: All the stories

BICKERING LIBRARY

Welcome to Bickering Library, home to all of the collections of writings from Bickering on Sea, whatever their genre. Visitors are warmly invited to enjoy reading the content of the shelves and finding areas and genres that interest you. We truly hope you enjoy your visit.

 

Bickering Library is a central hub, where visitors to Bickering on Sea can access all of the content, which will also be housed at various locations in the town relating to genre.

 

Bickering on Sea is always open to fresh contributions which will, when accepted, reside both in the library and at the appropriate venue for the genre of story, poem, or form of contribution. Please visit the Contributions Page to find out how you might become part of the life and history of Bickering on Sea.

 

I would remind visitors to the Library that the copyrights of all stories, scripts and creative efforts have been asserted by their authors. Please, do not reproduce other people's work without permission. If you would like to ask permission to reproduce, however, please contact Bickering on Sea.

 

We are so blessed to have so many unusually creative residents and visitors to our lovely seaside town.

 

Our wonderful library was gifted to the people of the town by Lady Marjorie de Coverlet, an antecedent of the later, better known, Lady Constance. She was a philanthropist and always very keen to make clear to all visitors that this library was in no way a tax write off, but given out of the kindness of her heart. In fact, so keen was she that we are still obliged, more than 100 years later, to state this "fact" at every opportunity.

 

If you find that you are unable to act with decorum and courteousness during your visit, it will not have escaped your notice that Bickering on Sea has a very fine set of stocks, just next to the Pier, which are in perfect working order. I, as the Senior Librarian, can think of no better use for them than for ritual and very public humiliation of any who dare disturb the peace of this hallowed sanctuary of learning.

 

I'm sorry to say that I am unable to help you in person at the moment, which is why I have written this missive for your information, but please feel free to browse our shelves. The people of Bickering on Sea are very proud of their contributors and this library welcomes visitors at all hours... on the condition that they behave!

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Edith Squirrel (Miss)

Senior Librarian and Chairwoman of The Bickering Women's Guild

 

P.S. Shhhh!

 NEW  RELEASES

Ghostly goings on in Bickering

Books

Why the Gods Play with Laughing Sam's Dice

When you've been there before...

New Releases

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ACTION & ADVENTURE

Action & Adventure

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Tales to get your blood pumping...

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Tales to get your blood pumping...

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Tales to get your blood pumping...

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Tales to get your blood pumping...

CHICK LIT

Living in the Fast Lane

Sometimes life is something that happens at you! 

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More stories coming soon...

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More stories coming soon...

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More stories coming soon...

Chick Lit

CRIME

Spadework

It's Rough being a police officer, but when murder comes to Bickering on Sea, Inspector George Rough is on the case. 

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By Yvette Worth Sanson

Neville Sharp Must Die

Introducing Calliope-Jones Asset Management and Financial Planners. 

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As recommended by Gladys Briggs (Mrs).

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By Jayjay Sanson

Coming soon...

More tales of criminal ill-doings are on their way soon...

Coming soon...

More tales of criminal ill-doings are on their way soon...

Crime

DYSTOPIAN FICTION

Bickering's End

Run. Hide.

It's the end of the world as Martin knows it. 

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By Nigel Warner

Do Not Go Gentle

Growing older isn't just a matter of grace, it can be dangerous...

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By Kirsty Huxter

 

Coming soon...

It's not all doom and gloom....

 

Coming soon...

It's not all doom and gloom....

 

Dystopian Fiction

ESPIONAGE

The Nanny

Nanny always knows when you're lying...

 

By Jayjay Sanson

Neville Sharp Must Die

Introducing Calliope-Jones Asset Management and Financial Planners. 

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As recommended by Gladys Briggs (Mrs).

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By Jayjay Sanson

Yevgenny

Homesick for family, Christmas and Mother Russia, Yevgenny makes a friend who may not be all she seems. 

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By Jayjay Sanson

Coming soon..

Dot, dot, dash...

 

More tales of espionage are being decoded...

Espionage

FANTASY

Why the Gods Play with Laughing Sam's Dice

Sometimes the daily grind gets you down...

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By Tor Hansen

The Pedlar

Mystery comes knocking on Jem's front door.

 

By Nigel Warner

Coming Soon...

More myths and legends are winging their way to Bickering on Sea

Coming Soon...

More myths and legends are winging their way to Bickering on Sea

Modern Order of the Guardians Series
A Bickering Original Series

GOTHIC & HORROR

A Brief History of the Ghosts of Bickering

Dr Oswald Muckleberry treats us to a few brief encounters with some of Bickering's ghostly inhabitants.

 

(By Nigel Warner)

Grief

Sometimes it helps to talk to someone who feels the sadness too...

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By Kirsty Huxter

The Naked Monk of Betty's Laundrette

Dr Oswald Muckleberry introduces us to another of Bickering on Sea's ecclesiastical spectres.

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(By Nigel Warner)

Coming Soon...

More ghoulish goings on in Bickering on Sea. And beyond...

Fantasy
Gothic & Horror

Solsticetide

Look out!

Something's coming to Bickering!

 

By Jayjay Sanson

The Creature

It's on the loose!

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By Nigel Warner

Coming Soon...

More myths and legends are winging their way to Bickering on Sea

Coming Soon...

More myths and legends are winging their way to Bickering on Sea

Bickering on Sea is always expanding and there's a lot more stories to come. Join our growing Residents Association to be kept up to date with the latest stories, news and developments from your favourite virtual seaside town. 

HISTORICAL FICTION

Guile and Gullibility

Miss Constance Possett is utterly enchanted to  find that her guest, the renowned authoress, Miss Jane Austen, heartily approves of Bickering on Sea

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By Yvette Worth Sanson

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Turn back the clock with short stories of days gone by. 

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Turn back the clock with short stories of days gone by. 

Coming soon...

Turn back the clock with short stories of days gone by. 

Historical Fiction

HUMOUR

Guile and Gullibility

Miss Constance Possett is utterly enchanted to  find that her guest, the renowned authoress, Miss Jane Austen, heartily approves of Bickering on Sea

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By Yvette Worth Sanson

Neville Sharpe Must Die!

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Mr Sharpe's days are numbered when he is called to account for his devastation of the universe

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A 2021 competition contribution by Nigel Warner

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Savage Arts

Cyril regretted giving Neville a role in the Bickering on Sea Players production. If only he would die when he was supposed to...

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A Neville Sharp Must Die 2021 competition contribution by Yvette Worth Sanson

Beast's Lair

Valiant companion Babs McClane is on guard...

 

Competition Winner,

Babs McClane Fought Back, 2023

Humour

MODERN LITERATURE

The Sitter

The relationship between artist and sitter can be complex...

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By Jayjay Sanson

One of Us

Even in disappointment, you're not alone...

 

By Yvette Worth Sanson

Alfie Hudson's Locked Down For Christmas

Widowed pensioner Alfie is facing a lonely Christmas...

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By Howard Robinson

After Twenty Thousand Nights

That's fifty-six years together for Harry and Miriam...

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By Howard Robinson

Neville Sharp Must Die

Winner 2021 #nevillesharpmustdie competition

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By Hilary Swan

Grief

Sometimes it helps to talk to someone who feels the sadness too...

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By Kirsty Huxter

Beryl Langely Sees All

Winner 2022

#BerylLangleySeesAll

competition

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By Sarah Herdman

Beryl Langely Sees All

Notable mention 2022 #BerylLangelySeesAll competition

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By Hilary Swan

Beryl Langely Sees All

2022 #BerylLangelySeesAll competition

 

For readers over 15.

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By Sam Lake

Coming soon

Tales of modern life

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Tales of modern life

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Tales of modern life

Modern Literature

MYSTERY & THRILLERS

Coming soon...

Intriguing you shortly....

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Intriguing you shortly....

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Intriguing you shortly....

Coming soon...

Intriguing you shortly....

Mystery & Thrillers

POETRY

Ode to Bickering on Sea

By Nigel Warner

 

Moon Poem

By Terry Bowman

 

Haiku

By Nigel Warner

 

Dawn Always Follows The Darkness

By Howard Robinson

Neville Sharp Must Die

By Mother of Bearded Dragons



Special mention #nevillesharpmustdie
2021

Sandown Sweethearts

By Joan Heybourn

 

Christmas Is Ready

By Ilona Kent
 

The Ballad of
Albert Hall

A Christmas poem

By Nigel Warner

Poetry
Romance

ROMANCE

After Twenty Thousand Nights

That's fifty-six years together for Harry and Miriam...

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By Howard Robinson

Sandown Sweethearts

A Poem

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By Joan Heybourn

Coming soon...

Prepare to be swept off your feet....

Coming soon...

Prepare to be swept off your feet....

SCIENCE FICTION

Prof. Bilman's Mysterious Shed

Not all sheds are built equal.

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A John Smith short story.

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By Nigel Warner

The Other Side of the Portal

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. John Smith is a long way from home.

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A John Smith short story. 

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By Nigel Warner

The Allotment

Watch your step. 

You have been warned. 

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By Nigel Warner

Neville Sharpe Must Die!

Mr Sharpe's days are numbered when he is called to account for his devastation of the universe

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A 2021 competition contribution by Nigel Warner

Science Fiction

Bickering on Sea is always expanding and there's a lot more stories to come. Join our growing Residents Association to be kept up to date with the latest stories, news and developments from your favourite virtual seaside town. 

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